Neverisms *

Never argue with a doctor;
he has inside information. – Bob Elliot

Never eat anything whose listed ingredients cover
more than one-third of the package. – Joseph Leonard

Never ruin an apology with an excuse – Kimberly Johnson

Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry – A. Nonymous

Never drink downriver from the herd – Kinky Friedman

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day – Harry Truman

Never judge a movie by its book. – J. W. Eagan

Never let your schooling interfere
with your education. – H. L. Mencken

Never live in the past;
there’s no future in it. – Kalman Packouz

Never use a long word
when a diminutive one will do. – William Safire

Never place a period
where God has placed a comma. – Gracie Alle

And of course,

Never say never!

(Neverisms, Dr. Mardy Grothe)

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